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Woodrow

IdeaBank Mascot

Woodrow may seem like an old knothead, but as IdeaBank’s official mascot, he plays the important role of greeting guests as they enter the agency’s lobby.

Woodrow may seem like an old knothead, but as IdeaBank’s official mascot, he plays the important role of greeting guests as they enter the agency’s lobby — when he’s not busy sawing logs, that is.

As a mere sapling, Woodrow began his career in the family landscaping business but soon found he was barking up the wrong tree — literally. Pining after other endeavors, he branched out into the world of competitive bridge, where his unique heritage made him the perfect dummy (if little else). Going out on a limb once again, Woodrow trod the boards in a handful of (way) off-Broadway productions, but his wooden expression made him less than poplar with critics.

Woodrow’s articulating fingers and toes made his next gig — as a life-size artist’s mannequin — easy as falling off a log. But when IdeaBank saw him listed for sale with a local auction company, we knew he’d be a chip off the old block in the marketing game!

When he’s not hanging out in IdeaBank’s lobby, Woodrow makes a great goodwill ambassador, showing up at clients’ locations or local gatherings, frequently with his IdeaBank cap at a jaunty angle. After hours, his hobbies include leading his own splinter group and making friends on his favorite dating app, Timber.

Woodrow in the IdeaBank lobbyWoodrow camping in the woodsWoodrow taking a test drive 

Skills/Responsibilities
  • Greeter
  • Official Mascot
  • Knock-Knock Jokes