Woodrow is IdeaBank’s official mascot and part-time greeter — when he’s not napping in the lobby or striking a pose for client visits. A seasoned fixture at the agency, he’s known for his wooden expression, unwavering stillness, and surprisingly strong presence in a room.

Before joining IdeaBank, Woodrow’s career took some twists and turns. He got his start in the family landscaping business but quickly branched out — dabbling in competitive bridge, auditioning for off-off-off Broadway productions, and eventually serving as a life-size artist’s mannequin. His ability to hold a pose (and his tongue) made him a natural.

Since arriving at IdeaBank, Woodrow has become a local celebrity, appearing at events, popping up in photoshoots, and occasionally moonlighting as a brand ambassador. You’ll usually find him in the front office, sporting his IdeaBank cap and an air of quiet confidence. His hobbies include loitering in lobby chairs, leading his own splinter group, and making connections on his favorite dating app, Timber.

CliftonStrengths

Woo(d) | Consistency | Restorative | Relator | Activator

Woodrow uses his Woo(d) strength to charm everyone who walks through the door—without saying a word. His consistency keeps him firmly planted in his routine (and his chair). As a Restorative type, he’s always ready to fix the vibe of the office with a steady gaze and solid presence. His Relator strength makes him a loyal companion to the team, and with Activator, well... he’s always ready to spring into action. Eventually.